I'm sure most already know how but, i figured out how to change my background. I really haven't had time to teach myself all there is to know about html etc.
So, i was fooling around today and instantly i did without any problems. WOO HOO!! Steve thinks i'm really computer smart cause i've done things to my blog that wow him. He said once "Shit your smart you know way more then me about building a web page."
Hey, at least i'm better at somethings then him. Or there'd never be any competition. I beat his ass in some Tetris. But, i suck at Crash Bandycoot which he has completed the game. Also, Splinter Cell he's very good at an again he finished that one too. Anyways, i'm just babbling so that's it.

This is hilarious!! I am still laughing. My sister e-mailed me this.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.
 The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left
 for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

 As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
Boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
 it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to
 lunch, just you and me."

 I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's
 go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private
 little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

 She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
 carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of
 our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
 

And I just sat there ----  on the couch ---- naked.

The Moods of a Woman

The Moods of a Man

I was fun while it lasted. But, no pot for me. :(   I had give it up cause of my job. So, i'm taking these pills to clean out my body. Plus, i'm drinking a shit load of water. I have to take a drug test for work soon. Shit, i hope this stuff works or i'm fucked. If it comes out positive i'll get fired. And then i don't no what the hell i'll do.
I really do like my job. So, wish me luck!!!

I really do believe in God. But, i do not go to church. Why you may wonder. Well, for one i work on Sundays. And i'm just so freakin confused on what the hell to believe anymore. I was raised Mormon but as an adult i don't agree with everything they stand for. It's just a little too wishy washy to me. I really gave it my all last August. I started going and my husband was baptized and all. But, everything in my life was going wrong like really bad stuff. We moved across town into another ward. Which i thought was cool at first. Not! We were like outcasts. Whenever, we needed to see the bishop we were blown off time and time again. Then October 2nd rolled around and i was rear ended by an ambulance. So, we only had one car (that car had no power steering so i couldn't drive it) since i'd sprained my neck, chest and back.   Then i spent the next 3 months going to a chiropractor. FUN! FUN! lol

Well, i had stopped smoking ciggarettes but, after the accident i started up again. So, so many things were going terribly wrong for me and my faimly when we were attending. Since, i lefted i've been fine. I did go to another church once which i really liked it. It was a Protestant church around the cornerfrom us. I would like to go to a church just not sure when or where. Well, i did this quiz from belief-o-matic and guess what the results were? It was 100% Liberal Protestant. Steve grew up as a Catholic and only went to church on hoildays. A Protestant is very simular to a Catholic.

This is what belief-o-matic had to say.

I just think it is important to instill God etc. in my children. But, i don't what to force it upon them like the Mormon religion was to me. Well , i'm very sure alot may agree or disagree with me. Oh, well it's my opinion take it or leave it.
Everyone have a great weekend.      :)