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Tuesday, October 03, 2006
It's been awhile!!

Well, my computer crash some time back. That's why i haven't updated my blog in quite some time. I still don't have a new computer yet. I have to wait till tax return for that to happen. Yep, it truely does sux not to have a puter at home. I feel lost Hurmph without it but i'm managing w/ out it. I'm sure i've lost all of my normal readers. Well, hopefully 2007 will be a much better year for me and this blog. I really do miss updating this, and chat with all of you. Smile  So, your wondering where i'm updating this from. I had to go to the library. lol  Shit, it works for me for now anyways. Well, hope all is well with each of you(my normal readers). Miss you all bunches!! I will try to start regular updates weekly! Big Smile  Have a great week!!!!

Posted at 11:37 am by momof2
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Um yeah OK

Well, i was cleaning the hall bathroom the other day. And i noticed a tag hanging from under the toilet tank. So, i read it and I'm not kidding it said ( 7/8'' Female Ball Cock).Shocked  I was laughing my ass off my toilet has a female ball cock wtf. Now, I'm sure everyone who reads this is going to go check there toilets now. lol

Everyone have a great week!!! Big Smile


Posted at 09:31 am by momof2
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Sunday, January 08, 2006
To Tell the Truth

The stuff in green what is true about me:

APPEARANCE

I am shorter than 5'4.
I am taller than 5'11".
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I don't shave my legs.
I wish my hair was a different color.

I have a tattoo, or more.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/had braces.
I wear glasses just to read.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I
have/had more than 2 piercings.
I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

I have freckles.


FAMILY/HOME LIFE

I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house
.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I've lost a child.


SCHOOL/WORK
I'm in school.
I have a job.
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do my homework
.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years (of school)
I failed more than 1 class last year.

I've stolen something from my job.
I've been fired.
I've skipped school.


EMBARRASSMENT

I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've peed from laughing.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

I've had my pants rip in public.


HEALTH

I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've gotten stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I've had serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.
My vision is better than 20/20.


TRAVELING

I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Mexico.

I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan

I've been down under.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to Hell.


EXPERIENCES

I've gotten lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.

I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.

I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.


SEXUALITY

I've had a crush on more than one person.
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've kissed someone of the same sex.
I've had a crush on a teacher.
I am a cuddler.
I love to flirt.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've hugged a stranger.
I've kissed a stranger.


HONESTY/CRIME

I am a terrible liar.
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I've snuck out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.

I've been in a fist fight

I've witnessed a crime

I've been arrested

I've shoplifted

DEATH & DYING

I'm afraid of dying.
I've fantasized about my own death.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has commited suicide.
I've planned my own suicide.--In the past--Don't worry, I'm not suicidal now.
I've written a eulogy for myself.


MATERIALISM

I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or MP3 player.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.

I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I collect comic books.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on e-bay.
I own something from Abercrombie.


POLITICAL/SOCIAL ATTITUDES

In general, I don't like people.
I'm a feminist.
I'm very outgoing.

I listen to political music
I'm Democratic
I'm Republican.
I'm liberal.
I don't like Bush because he is dumb.
I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
I am for Bush.
I'm religious.
I dress fairly modestly. (but I wouldn't if I had a better body image)
My attitude is, "If you've got it, flaunt it."


RANDOM

I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others easily. (if I trust them)
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.
I have "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I've had Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite color is blue.
I would wear pajamas to school.
I like Martha Stewart.
I know how to shoot a gun.

I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.

I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.


Posted at 01:52 pm by momof2
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Thursday, January 05, 2006
Hey what's up!!!

I know it's been awhile since my last update. I really haven't been in the mood to type.Sad Hopefully this year i'll be better, also maybe i'll make you laugh, cry or hate me, or bore the shit outta you'll. Whatever, it maybe i'll try!

Well, X-mas was fun i got a heart pendant on a necklace(Steve went on E-bay lol) men!!Wink  I really like it along my new "hipster"(i swear thats the name of them) panties which my ass hangs out of.(need to loose weight for real) I also got Tommy Girl perfume it's so yummy!!Tongue  What else slippers, and another necklace/bracelet it does both, it's magnetic.

The kids were in ahh on x-mas, with all there new toys. They had a blast.Big Smile We got Kailyn mostly barbie stuff, panties, clothes, barbie car, big baby doll, playset w/ dishes etc..

Zachery got all the ninja turtles, there sewer house thingy, a race track w/ cars and remote control car, clothes & socks and underware. Toys are so fucking expensive, it blows my mind. The x-mas's to come are only going to get more expensive awwww.Shocked

Oh yeah who going on a diet this year? I am for real, my ass and stomach are scaring me.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!Shades


Posted at 05:49 pm by momof2
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Sunday, October 09, 2005
Hi Spike, I'm still alive.....


I'm doing fine. I've really been too busy to update. Well, here's a day in the life of Lori.

I wake up at 7:15am to get myself ready for work and Zachery ready for school. Then off we go to drop Zack off at school which starts @ 8:35am. Then, i go to work from 9:15am to 3:15pm (cause are clocks at work are 15m behind). So, it's cool cause i'm never late to work. But, i've been late to pick Zack up cause it only gives me 30m to get there from my work, depending on the day traffic is bad. Then, we come home i only see Steve for a few mintues sometimes. But, we do get a day off together.

 Well, it's offically pasted, the anniversery of my car accident last October 2nd. What a horribable day that was. I still hurt from the wreck. But, what can you really do. Um, i know stay doped up all day on morphine, like someone i know. What,the hell do you really get outta life without any pain. Yeah it hurts but you can do only so much. I have a birthday coming up i'm turning 27 yup 27 i said it. But, my hubby will be 30 very soon.  lol   Take care all. 


Posted at 06:44 pm by momof2
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Friday, September 02, 2005
The Friday Foofah

Getting There

1. Do you own a car? Yes  What make and model? Chevy Blazer Do you consider cars a boring point A to B appliance or does talk of V8's and turbo-charging make your eyes light up. a boring point A to B appliance

2. SUVs : practical and roomy or gas-guzzling monstrosities? Both

3. Your dream car is...? Something with better gas mileage


Posted at 07:37 pm by momof2
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Tuesday, August 30, 2005
My name is what?

Your Mexican Name Is...
Doña Michelle

Your French Name Is
Tempest Bonhomme

You Failed the US Citizenship Test
Oops, you only got 3 out of 10 right!

You Are 20% Weird
Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself.

You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party. You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk!

Posted at 09:01 am by momof2
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Sunday, June 19, 2005
Um, Ok!

I found some funny quizzes over at Nathan's.


entrancing
You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.

What kind of kiss are you?
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marijuana
Weed. Youre the baby of the drugs, and thats okay, because Im sure, I could do you all day.

Which drug should you be hooked on? [now with pictures]
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Gorilla
You likey gorilla, Princess Peach? Watch it beat
it's chest as you beat something else ... oooh
baby. Put of by the flees? Don't worry, think
of the possitions you could do ... feeling
better? I didn't think so..

Like games or roleplay? Here's a great one that
has nothing to do with beastiality:
www.life-blood.vze.com

What animal would you have sex with (If you had to)?
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Posted at 06:57 pm by momof2
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Monday, May 30, 2005
LoveTest Calculator Results for:


 

Steve & Lori

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Posted at 07:57 pm by momof2
Nobody loves me!  

Top Ten Things Not to Say When You Are...

On Your First Date...

10) "My ex-girlfriend/boyfriend loved coming to this restaurant"
09) "My ex-girlfriend/boyfriend owns this cinema"
08) Shout "Waste him, you #@$%!@" into your mobile phone
07) "See that table over there? They are my family"
06) "I am saving some of this food for my pet ferret"
05) "My dad/mum wants me to be home by nine"
04) "My psychiatrist says I am doing very well now that I am on Prozac®"
03) "I collect snakes. What's your hobby?"
02) "Come visit my workplace someday. I work at the local mortuary"
01) "Do you mind getting the bill? I am broke" (if you are a man)


Meeting Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend's Parents For The First Time...
10) "You are as sexy as your daughter"
09) "Smoking causes cancer" (if his/her parents smoke)
08) "Have you heard about the latest anti-wrinkle cream?"
07) "Maybe we should go to a restaurant for dinner instead"
06) "Is that your sister? She's beautiful. Does she have a boyfriend..."
05) "We are having fish for dinner? I can't stand the smell of fish"
04) "Your house/apartment needs some serious cleaning up/painting"
03) "Is that your car in the driveway that I just backed into?"
02) "He was so shy when I first kissed him on the lips"
01) "I am glad I ate something before coming over"

Making Love (if you are a woman)

10) "There's a spider on the ceiling"
09) "The ceiling needs painting"
08) "Oh... Phil/David/Dylan" (when your partner's name is John/Chris/Michael)
07) "What are we doing after this?"
06) "My parents should be coming in any moment"
05) "Oops, I think we forgot to lock the front door"
04) "Wake me up when you're done"
03) "That's all?"
02) "Have you ever considered Viagra®?"
01) "Are you in?"

Making Love (if you are a man)

10) "Can we turn off the lights?"
09) "Have you ever heard of breasts implants?"
08) "Your underwear looks like my mum's"
07) "Am I your first?"
06) "Did you wash yourself before this?"
05) "I have to get back to work after this"
04) "These expired condoms sure save me some serious cash"
03) "Is it me or is it you?"
02) "One more time"
01) "Can I tie you up?"

Posted at 07:33 pm by momof2
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